Archive for 'Chumps, Lunkheads, Dingbats'
Video of the Week: Tiger’s New Respect for the Game of Golf
Here’s some video that qualitatively shows exactly how far along Tiger Woods is in trying to show more respect for the game and why suckers…sponsors should throw money at him without asking any questions.
Nice to see that he’s really learned something from his scandal and fall, and that he’s devoted to avoiding all the mistakes [...]
Parts 2 and 3 of Tony Korologos, Hooked on Golf’s St. Andrews Preview
Tony Korologos has posted parts 2 and 3 of his caddie walk through of beloved, venerable St. Andrews. Here is the link to holes 7 – 12. Here is the link for the breakdown of holes 13 – 18.
Here’s a snippet to wash down your morning tea and crumpets. As for me, [...]
New Report Contradicts The Sun: Tiger’s Wife to Get Only $100 Million?
This is getting ridiculous…every five minutes someone else puts up the amount Elin will get from Tiger in divorce settlement, and everyone scrambles to relay the benediction.
Then two days later the story gets debunked. So now according to multiple sources – who may ne right or just as wrong as the last bunch of [...]
Landis Fingers Armstrong, Explains Cheaters’ Roadmap
So after all the crying, yelling, accusing, posturing, and denying, Floyd Landis admitted it. He admitted he was every bit the lying, no-good steroid cheat we knew him to be.
Fox News and Sports reports that Landis decided to firebomb. If he’s going down, so are the rest of the cheaters. He’s forgotten [...]
Assistant to Tiger Woods’s Doctor Names Names, Cooperates with Prosecution
The Daily News and New York Post report on the details – sans names – of Dr. Galea giving out Actovegin and HGH. At least 23 pro athletes — most of them NFL and MLB players — are suddenly petrified.
“ESPN has now obtained documents relating to Galea out of Canada, and while there are [...]
Stephen Ames Avenges 9-8 drubbing to Tiger with his Mouth
Move over, Jesper Parnavik. Someone else wants a piece of Tiger Woods. Proving that if you’re going to kill the sacred cow, you might as well get a burger or two out of the deal, Stephen Ames fires this full broadside at him, most likely in response to that epic 9 & 8 beatdown from [...]
Video: Nike Tiger and Earl ad pulled, banner plane grounded
Some news and notes sidebars:
After the world made parody video after parody video, including this hilarious one of his mom saying what we all wanted to, Nike has pulled the Earl Woods ad. Nike head werewolf Phil knight liked the ad saying it got everyone talking…yeah, the same way they would if you wore [...]
Attaboy Ron Sirak! Raise some hell at the Tavis-crock!
Soooooooooo…the lugnuts running the grisly shuck called the “Tavistock Cup” tried to bully a journalist – and the president of the Met Golf Writers. It seems that the Tavistock Cup wouldn’t let Ron Sirak of Golf Digest cover their non-event because he wouldn’t wear a shirt of one of the teams and cowtow to [...]
Video of the Week: Steve Czaban on the Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Crash’
Steve Czaban asks some pointed questions to the Florida Highway Patrol – and by implication the people supposed to turn over Tiger’s blood and the surveillance tapes from the fateful night…
Sounds a little like the South Park episode Wednesday: “Oh dude, here come the cops. We have to lie to them. Hit [...]
Karl MacGinty has John Daly by the Numbers
The hits keep coming for John Daly. Hot on the heels of harassing a news reporter, he has a second war brewing with Calloway, the company that rescued his career years ago so he could flush it even further. To show his gratitude, Daly brought all conversation – polite and otherwise – to [...]
Golf Writers ask PGA Tour to Suspend John Daly
Alleging harassment and cyberstalking, among other malfeasance, the Golf Writers Association of America has formally asked the PGA Tour to suspend John Daly for his vengefully publishing a sports writer’s phone number and encouraging his fans to harass him.
Make no mistake, Daly is immature at best, dangerously anti-social and unhinged at worst. His conduct [...]
Feds to Subpoena top athletes in Dr. Anthony Galea steroids and PED Investigation
While a list of names is not yet available, according to Sports Illustrated, “Federal law enforcement officials have alerted a number of world-class athletes to expect grand jury subpoenas in the case against Canadian physician Anthony Galea, three sources familiar with the investigation tell SI.com. While it is unclear which athletes and how many [...]
Hank Gola Agrees: Phil not to blame in Wedge-gate
Hank Gola’s New York Daily news article nails down the issues in Phil Mickelson vs. Scott McCarron.
From the article:
“It raised the hackles of journeyman pro Scott McCarron, who blasted Lefty.
“It’s cheating and I’m appalled Phil has put it in play,” McCarron told the San Francisco Chronicle.
Tiger a cad? Phil a cheat? What has the honorable [...]
Scott McCarron Should Practice more and Hang Phil Mickelson Less
Okay so a PGA Tour also-ran, a guy who makes close to a million dollars for finishing 82d and 91st, when he plays the Tour at all, dimes Phil Mickelson as a cheater for playing approved clubs from 1990ish??? What a tool. “Watermelon! Watermelon! Watermelon Rind! Look at the scoreboard and [...]
Daily News Reports Elin Posed as Tiger in Text to Uchitel
Details have emerged about that fateful which ultimately sent Tiger Woods into sex rehab, and a bad-look-alike out in a mis-guided effort to throw the media off the trail. (Boy, wasn’t that just Gaffe-tastic! Thanks for the laughs!)
According to the Daily News, Woods broke the news to Elin that the National Enquirer story [...]